Un poco de humor ingles

From:	itsupport@
To:	users@
Date:	Thu, 17 Jun 2010 12:35:49 +0100
Subject:	Re: Network problem at ....Building

Users please note that network communications, via email or telephone, to The ... Building will be down until Monday morning at the earliest. The fault, reported earlier this morning, has been diagnosed by UCS Network Support. Sorry to use technical jargon here but the fault report reads as follows. 'A cow has eaten through a section of the network fibre'. We will keep you posted on progress with the repair. We understand that the cow is fine and will, hopefully, not be 'online' again.
Kind Regards

Date:	Thu, 17 Jun 2010 13:07:08 +0100
Subject:	.....network fault....No more responses please

Thanks to users for their amusing responses and concern for the cow involved in the incident.All is well.. please see attached. No more emails please.
Kind Regards

If I can't get a connection I'll eat the cable